Superintendent Spirited Away

I've just had my second snow day in a row--the first time this has ever happened. Yesterday's snow day was the first one in about three years.
My school is famous for:
a) drunk people at dances
b) bus accidents due to bad weather
c) an evil superintendent

But due to the snow storm (only 13 inches, guys!) we just had TWO snow days. Making a FOUR DAY WEEKEND.

Thesis: We don't get snow days with A. K. as superintendent ever, no matter how bad the snow.
Antithesis: A. K. is an evil dictator who prefers to see bus accidents than snow days.
Synthesis: A. K. was kidnapped by aliens.